A. - Drool.
shings like thish.
The pirate replies "Ay, it's drivin' me nuts"
"Did you know," says the cop, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
a fly lands in the Englishman's beer. In disgust he pushes his beer away and walks out.
Another fly lands in the Scots beer. He shrugs, plucks it out and drinks his beer.
A fly lands in the Irishman's beer. He violently pulls out the fly and puts his finger on it squeezing and yelling, "Spit it out you wee little bugger! Spit it out!"
He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"
The cop asked, "What's he like?"
The little boy replied, "Beer and women with big boobs."
The Beer Prayer
Which art in barrels
Hollowed be thy drink
Thy will be drunk
(I will be drunk)
At home as I am in the travern
Give us this day our foamy head
And forgive us our spillages
As we forgive those who spill against us
And lead us not into incarceration
But deliver us from hangovers
For thine is the beer
The bitter and the lager
Forever and ever