End Table Drink Cooler - Say What???

I stumbled on this project over at LabJack and had to share it.  I'm talking about a table with sensors that determine whether a drink requires cold or heat or nothing at all.  You can check out all of the details on how to build your very own here.

I think I'd have to sit my bare ass on it when noone was looking.
What would that do?  Hmmmm.