To prevent these words from being uttered, here are some great DIY coaster ideas for your bar or coffee table.
GusWatab has the right idea with these coasters cut from the center of vinyl records. There are so many great album colors and designs to consider! He doesn't mention it, but I would think a piece of clear adhesive cut to size would help protect them.
Check out a few more coaster ideas in the link below.
p.s. If you ask what a vinyl record is I'm gonna slap you!